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Re: The Quotable Raytard

Postby AD6LR » Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:11 am

From a fundie who was defending Comfort on Twitter when I pointed out that Jesus didn't even know when fig season was....

@scatmansnorlax No all things on Earth plants to know who Jesus is. The fact the Fig did not provide fruit for Him was an insult.
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Re: The Quotable Raytard

Postby AD6LR » Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:30 pm

@scatmansnorlax This was the figs decision not mine. He was hungry and the tree decided to not yield fruit for him.
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Re: The Quotable Raytard

Postby Stoned Immaculate » Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:14 pm

This dude can't be serious right?
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Re: The Quotable Raytard

Postby AD6LR » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:02 pm

He seemed quite level before. Now I think he has to wear a helmet when mommy lets him outside.
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Re: The Quotable Raytard

Postby IntellectualNinja » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:26 am

I don't know why this hasn't been mentioned before, but maybe we should change the title of this thread, because, you know, human decency.
Officially "A fundie of a different stripe."
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Re: The Quotable Raytard

Postby E-lad » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:02 am

Like the sands through an hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
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Re: The Quotable Raytard

Postby Azou » Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:37 am

Froggie, you can at least agree with IN on the grounds that it's insulting to compare the mentally handicapped to Ray Comfort. Don't worry, scientists are working 'round the clock to find a suitable animal to compare Ray to.
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Re: The Quotable Raytard

Postby Weemaryanne » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:27 am

Azou wrote:Froggie, you can at least agree with IN on the grounds that it's insulting to compare the mentally handicapped to Ray Comfort. Don't worry, scientists are working 'round the clock to find a suitable animal to compare Ray to.

They found an albino lizard recently. Dubbed it Moby Dick which is half right IMHO.
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Re: The Quotable Raytard

Postby zilch » Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:24 am

That's ultracool, wee, thanks. Reptiles and amphibians, for some reason far more than mammals, seem to like evolving towards snakes- lots of lizards have ridiculously small legs, or none at all, and there are those bizarre caecelians too.

Wouldn't a furry mammalian snake be funny? But maybe that's it- fur is likely to get in the way of a slithering locomotion.
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Re: The Quotable Raytard

Postby BathTub » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:56 pm

thewayofthemaster 1 hour ago

Ray clarified "kinds" as being of the Family-level biological classification. The four professors understood that.


So the official word from Living Waters is that Gorrillas, Chimps and Humans are the same kind.
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