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Re: Hey, Hey

Postby BathTub » Thu May 10, 2012 6:58 pm

Welcome! Oh and absolutely no fucking swearing is allowed.
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Re: Hey, Hey

Postby E-lad » Thu May 10, 2012 7:04 pm

BathTub wrote:Welcome! Oh and absolutely no fucking swearing is allowed.


Fucking Indeed.
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Re: Hey, Hey

Postby Weemaryanne » Thu May 10, 2012 11:08 pm

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'Cos the SMRTies will be ready for 'im!


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Re: Hey, Hey

Postby DiscountDeity » Thu May 10, 2012 11:17 pm

E-lad wrote:
By the way, I'm cutting you a break on the Initiation Fee. I'm discounting you from the regular 399 to 199, available only until noon tomorrow. Just kick that into my PayPal account at your earliest convenience.




Will do. I'm a little short on funds, so lemme just call my friend Theodore, the eccentric Evangelical millionaire. He owes me a favor because I once macked on his wife.
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Re: Hey, Hey

Postby DiscountDeity » Thu May 10, 2012 11:18 pm

BathTub wrote:Welcome! Oh and absolutely no fucking swearing is allowed.



Oh, darn. Those are the times I swear the most.
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