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Re: Benjamin Franklin, The Man, The Kite, The Thread

Postby Stoned Immaculate » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:49 am

Happy birthday Ben, cuz I know you are a man with a great sense of humor, here's a short vid I find hilarious. And you're even mentioned...

With a name like Smucker's, it has to be god.
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Re: Benjamin Franklin, The Man, The Kite, The Thread

Postby Weemaryanne » Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:46 am

Happy birthday, Ben!
Of course truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. (Mark Twain)
God Hates Figs. (Mark 11:12-14)
I try to be cynical, but I just can't keep up. (Lily Tomlin)
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Re: Benjamin Franklin, The Man, The Kite, The Thread

Postby zilch » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:31 am

Many happy returns, Ben.
You were born. And so you're free. So happy birthday.
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Re: Benjamin Franklin, The Man, The Kite, The Thread

Postby StewartP » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:38 am

Happy birthday Ben
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
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Re: Benjamin Franklin, The Man, The Kite, The Thread

Postby BeamStalk » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:38 am

Birthday Happy!

Wait I did something wrong there, oh well live with it you old bastard.
Nothing has to be true for ever, just for long enough, to tell you the truth.

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Re: Benjamin Franklin, The Man, The Kite, The Thread

Postby Benjamin Franklin » Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:09 pm

Thank you all.

Now, will somebody help me fill out my AARP membership?

Oh, and get off my lawn!
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Re: Benjamin Franklin, The Man, The Kite, The Thread

Postby Whateverman » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:45 pm

Hey Ben!

Haven't seen you around here in a long time - I hope you and the kids are healthy, and that the ride is still running sweetly. Happy birthday, old man!
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Re: Benjamin Franklin, The Man, The Kite, The Thread

Postby E-lad » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:11 pm

Happy birthday, Ben. Miss ya.
Life is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.- Horace Walpole
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Re: Benjamin Franklin, The Man, The Kite, The Thread

Postby zilch » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:24 pm

Same from me, Ben. I miss your flair. Have a good whatever is good for you.
You were born. And so you're free. So happy birthday.
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Re: Benjamin Franklin, The Man, The Kite, The Thread

Postby rufustfirefly » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:14 pm

I miss that motherfucker. I wish he would just check in, let us know how things are. Happy Birthday, you Syphilitic Whoremonger.
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