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Sherlock Holmes/Doctor Watson!

Postby Jessica » Tue Nov 11, 2014 10:46 am

Slash fiction.
For the uninitiated;
Apparently the biggest demographic of writers and readers are straight female and just out of school.
Slash fiction indeed! In my day. . .
The newest addition to the canon are the doings of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson.
OK, fair enough. I suppose if you were a certain age Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman could float one's boat but when I think of Holmes and Watson I think of Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce. And I cannot imagine Nigel Bruce on his knees ready to take Basil Rathbone's (ahem) blood swollen organ between his lips.
And then they leave the organ and move onto the trumpet and the violin and for a finale they take each side and set about the Nickelodeon (the large wooden contraption with various instruments attached to it invented by Georg Kajanus of Sailor)
It really doesn't bare thinking about.

By the way, I didn't spell 'bare' wrong, it was just a very attempt at a very bad pun on the subject matter.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?Then he is not omnipotent.Is he able, but not willing?Then he is malevolent.Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? (Epicurus circa:300 BC)
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