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From English: You must repent and trust in jesus
To Bulgarian: Трябва да разкаяние и доверие в Исус
Back to English: Must repent and trust in Jesus
To Catalan: Ha de penedir-se i confiar en Jesús
Back to English: Must repent and trust in Jesus
To Chinese Simplified: 必须悔改，相信耶稣
Back to English: You must repent, believe in Jesus
To Chinese Traditional: 你必須悔改，相信耶穌
Back to English: You must repent, believe in Jesus
To Czech: Musíte kát, věří v Ježíše Krista
Back to English: You must repent, believe in Jesus Christ
To Danish: Du skal omvende sig, tro på Jesus Kristus
Back to English: You must repent, believe on Jesus Christ
To Dutch: U moet zich bekeren, in Jezus Christus geloven
Back to English: You must repent, believe in Jesus Christ
To Estonian: Peab repent, usu Jeesus Kristus
Back to English: Must repent, believe in Jesus Christ
To Finnish: On tehtävä parannus, Jeesuksen Kristuksen uskoa
Back to English: Must repent, believe in Jesus Christ,
To French: Doit se repentir, croire en Jésus Christ,
Back to English: Must repent, believe in Jesus Christ,
To German: Muss bereuen, an Jesus Christus glauben,
Back to English: Must repent, believe in Jesus Christ,
To Greek: Πρέπει να μετανοήσουν, να πιστεύουν στον Ιησού Χριστό,
Back to English: They must repent, believe in Jesus Christ,
To Haitian Creole: Yo dwe repanti, kwè nan Jezi Kris la,
Back to English: Must repent, faith in Jesus Christ,
To Hebrew: עליך חרטה, אמונה במשיח,
Back to English: You must regret, faith in Jesus Christ,
To Hungarian: Meg kell sajnálom, hit, Jézus Krisztusban
Back to English: It should be sorry, faith, Jesus Christ
To Indonesian: Harus minta maaf, iman, Yesus Kristus
Back to English: Have to apologize, faith, Jesus Christ
To Italian: Devo chiedere scusa, fede, Gesù Cristo
Back to English: I must apologize, faith, Jesus Christ
To Japanese: 私は、信仰は、イエス ・ キリスト謝罪する必要があります。
Back to English: May need faith, Jesus-Christ to apology I is.
To Korean: 믿음, 해야 사과를 예수님-그리스도입니다.
Back to English: You should apologize to Jesus-Christ, the faith.
To Latvian: Jēzus Kristus ticību vajadzētu atvainoties.
Back to English: Jesus Christ faith should apologize.
To Lithuanian: Jėzus Kristus tikėjimą turėtų Atsiprašome.
Back to English: Jesus Christ faith should apologize.
To Norwegian: Jesus Kristus tro bør beklage.
Back to English: Jesus Christ faith should deplore.
To Polish: Jezus Chrystus wiary powinny żal.
Back to English: Jesus Christ of faith should regret.
To Portuguese: Jesus Cristo da fé deveria se arrepender.
Back to English: Jesus Christ of faith should repent.
To Romanian: Isus Hristos a credinţei ar trebui să se pocăiască.
Back to English: Jesus Christ of faith should repent.
To Russian: Иисус Христос веры должны покаяться.
Back to English: Jesus Christ of faith must repent.
To Slovak: Ježiš Kristus viery musí pokánie.
Back to English: Jesus Christ of faith must repent.
To Slovenian: Jezus Kristus po veri mora pokajati.
Back to English: Jesus Christ through faith must repent.
To Spanish: Jesús Cristo a través de la fe debe arrepentirse.
Back to English: Jesus Christ through faith must repent.
To Swedish: Jesus Kristus genom tron måste omvända sig.
Back to English: Jesus Christ through faith must repent.
To Thai: พระเยซูคริสต์ถึงศรัทธาต้องกลับ
Back to English: Jesus through faith we need
To Turkish: İsa aracılığıyla ihtiyacımız inanç
Back to English: Through Jesus we need belief
To Ukranian: Через Ісуса, ми повинні переконання
Back to English: Through Jesus we need belief
To Vietnamese: Thông qua Chúa Giêsu chúng ta cần niềm tin
Back to English: Through Jesus we need belief

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"Ray loves his Jesus" becomes "Love the simplicity of Jesus and radiation"

Well, paintings of Jesus often do show him glowing... take your Geiger counter to church...