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Postby rufustfirefly » Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:59 am

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Re: Jesus 2015

Postby ThorGoLucky » Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:28 am

"A report from Aundergene Forensic DNA Laboratories, dated June 4, 2013, states that the DNA sample submitted from the arrest of Chris Doe has a 99.9% match with organic tissue samples taken from the Shroud of Turin."
Jesus is closely related to pollen?

"Local and state authorities, as well as leaders of religious and scientific communities, despite massive efforts have been unable to locate Chris Doe for questioning."
Why would religious and scientific leaders try to locate a supposed criminal suspect for questioning?

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Re: Jesus 2015

Postby zilch » Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:45 am

Say what?
You were born. And so you're free. So happy birthday.
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Re: Jesus 2015

Postby IntellectualNinja » Sat Nov 09, 2013 6:08 am

Umm... Doing meaningful DNA tests on the shroud given its age and likely fragmentation is the real miracle.
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Re: Jesus 2015

Postby zilch » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:06 pm

Depends on how big the sample was. If the Shroud of Turin is not older than six hundred years (which is the scientific consensus afaik) then they might be able to get a valid sample. But we don't share 99.9 % of our genes with flax.
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