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Re: Placebo Mart vs Nocebo Mart

Postby ThorGoLucky » Thu Jun 11, 2015 8:29 pm

E-lad wrote:
ThorGoLucky wrote:Whichever subreddit(s) you deem appropriate, thx!


Ahhhh...don't be bashful.....just give me one.....K?

Well then, r/Health for Placebo Mart and r/funny for Nocebo Mart, thanks!
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Re: Placebo Mart vs Nocebo Mart

Postby 3point14rat » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:35 pm

Harmony Orbs with their carefully-spaced concave circles are tuned to provide optimal laminar flow...

I've lost many Harmony Orbs. I have a wicked slice and an annoying tendency to blade my wedge over the green and into whatever ball-devouring feature is there.

On rare occasions I come home with as many Harmony Orbs as I left with thanks to my Harmony Orb retriever that comes out at every water hazard.
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Re: Placebo Mart vs Nocebo Mart

Postby ThorGoLucky » Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:15 pm

3point14rat wrote:
Harmony Orbs with their carefully-spaced concave circles are tuned to provide optimal laminar flow...

I've lost many Harmony Orbs. I have a wicked slice and an annoying tendency to blade my wedge over the green and into whatever ball-devouring feature is there.

On rare occasions I come home with as many Harmony Orbs as I left with thanks to my Harmony Orb retriever that comes out at every water hazard.

I had an inquiry as to the size of the harmony orbs, to which I replied, "They are perhaps coincidentally golf ball sized."
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Re: Placebo Mart vs Nocebo Mart

Postby zilch » Sat Jun 13, 2015 8:20 am

ThorGoLucky wrote:I had an inquiry as to the size of the harmony orbs, to which I replied, "They are perhaps coincidentally golf ball sized."

I don't think it's a coincidence. It proves the existence of God.
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Re: Placebo Mart vs Nocebo Mart

Postby E-lad » Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:00 pm

3point14rat wrote:........an annoying tendency to blade my wedge over the green and into whatever ball-devouring feature is there.


You might try to get your right shoulder lower as you contact the ball of love. I paid good money to finally learn that!
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Re: Placebo Mart vs Nocebo Mart

Postby ThorGoLucky » Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:31 pm

Oh my dogs, I just received an order for several items. Gasp! :D
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Re: Placebo Mart vs Nocebo Mart

Postby BaldySlaphead » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:20 am

Good grief - well, I just hope your products work as advertised, otherwise you're going to be in trouble. :mrgreen:
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Re: Placebo Mart vs Nocebo Mart

Postby ThorGoLucky » Thu Jul 16, 2015 4:55 pm

BaldySlaphead wrote:Good grief - well, I just hope your products work as advertised, otherwise you're going to be in trouble. :mrgreen:

As advertised indeed! And this was my first sale of Prayer Powder and a Harmony Orb.
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Re: Placebo Mart vs Nocebo Mart

Postby ThorGoLucky » Sat Dec 19, 2015 6:45 pm

I now sell "Nothing" at Placebo Mart.

"Feel good about buying nothing and avoiding consumerism, especially during the Christmas shopping season."

http://placebo-mart.com/#Nothing
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Re: Placebo Mart vs Nocebo Mart

Postby E-lad » Sat Dec 19, 2015 7:19 pm

ThorGoLucky wrote:I now sell "Nothing" at Placebo Mart.

"Feel good about buying nothing and avoiding consumerism, especially during the Christmas shopping season."

http://placebo-mart.com/#Nothing


I'm good for now. My cupboards are full of nothing presently.
I'll definitely take advantage of this deal as soon as I need some!
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