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The Wacky World of Dan Nuckols

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The Wacky World of Dan Nuckols

Postby Azou » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:48 am

Dan Nuckols is another cartoonist that's been around for a while. I actually think he the worst artist here. Gunther's crap may look like a manchild's scrawlings, but at least they're done with an ounce of care and passion. Nuckols, on the other hand, is just a lazy fuck. The writing is better, I guess? It's shit, but at least you understand the point he attempts to make.

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Look at this shit. I can't even mock it. I feel bad for this cartoon. My only solace is knowing that the poor thing isn't alive to consciously suffer its existence.

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The horror on Edward's face just says it all. "What the fuck is going? How did you manage to drag me into this!?"

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I fucking love the bottom left corner panel. You're sitting at the local porn theater because your internet went out and you just gotta get your rocks off. You can just imagine this guy leaning in and smugly whispering "The book was better."

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His name is literally Nosey. "Damn, faces are hard," moaned Dan, "fuck it, I will literally just make a nose person."

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This is Susannah Darwin, the mother of Charles Darwin
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Notice how she is not a yellow-haired woman with glasses in modern-day clothes? It's almost shameful how Nuckols copy-pastes, but he can go one step further
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It's hard to tell, but I swear the copyright dates are 2001 and 2003. Two years later, the guy just flipped off effort and made the most minor of edits possible to an older comic.

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Let's be fair and move up a couple years. It's not fair to Dan, however, as he still continues to suck at artwork. To his credit, he calls the comic "bad" and calls himself out on the spelling error. But he also decided that we just HAD to see this comic, so you're still a dick, Dan.

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Dan knows the best way to get revenge: put you in his awful cartoons. The downside: your targets won't actually know it's them because you can't draw for shit.

Hey, Dan posts cartoons on Facebook. Let's see how good those ar-
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Twelve goddamn years, people, and that is how far he has come. Did I mention he actually offers people the opportunity to PAY HIM to, I dunno, get worse at drawing, I guess? I cannot imagine there being any tangible benefit to that unless Dan decides to spend your money on ice cream instead of tithing to lunatic churches.
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Re: The Wacky World of Dan Nuckols

Postby zilch » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:52 am

Thanks, azou, but you'll have to excuse me if I don't become a follower of Dan's work.
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Re: The Wacky World of Dan Nuckols

Postby the_ignored » Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:48 am

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Re: The Wacky World of Dan Nuckols

Postby the_ignored » Sun Mar 09, 2014 2:34 am

Posted on Nuckols' page a link to rebuttals to one of his cartoons:
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php? ... comments=1
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