Why Jesus is NOT a zombie

[shadowmouse]

I understand that your belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie

Jesus did come in the flesh as a Jew, so you got part of this correct. As for the zombie line, you clearly have not taken the time to look at the vast differences between a zombie and the resurrected Christ. Zombies are considered to be part of the undead (not alive), often will-less and speechless bodies that have been reanimated by spirits. The resurrected Christ is not undead, but alive (Revelation 1:18). After His Resurrection, He spoke with His followers and taught them (Luke 24:25–27), reassured them (Luke 24:36–39), and commanded them (Matthew 28:18–20). He ate food with them (Luke 24:43; John 21:15) and urged them to touch Him to see that He was not a ghost but truly risen from the dead bodily (Luke 24:39). He also had a will (John 21:22–23) and performed miracles (Luke 24:31; John 21:6).

AKA - Can't call our myth the same thing as your myth, so there.

[Godlesspanther2]

The point is that zombies are imaginary. Jesus is imaginary. All other differences are just superficial.

Zombie -- Jesus. Jesus -- Zombie. Nobody cares.