Personally I'd like to stone you both for fornication, but I'll settle for congratulations, and also for being one of those Europeans on your ice cream.
Marriage and a 30th Birthday? Allin the same year?
Happy thirtieth, Mac! Here's a paper clip, some chewing gum and the January 1995 edition of Playboy's College Coeds. Go build yourself a birthday present
"Polymath" means "having learned much"; the correct word for "having failed to learn much" is simply "Ray". – Baldy Slaphead
Skäms inte för att du är människa, var stolt! Inne i dig öppnar sig valv bakom valv oändligt Du blir aldrig färdig, och det är som det skall. Tomas Tranströmer
Whoever wants to be a Christian should tear the eyes out of his reason. Martin Luther
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8 A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
"Jesus said its gonna be alright; he's gonna pack my bags so I can walk in the light; you don't mind if I abuse myself so I can hold my head up?" The Choirboys