E-lad wrote:Friends of Reason,
After careful consideration, a couple cases of beer, and a bottle of 15 year old single malt scotch, the Terry Burton Trophy Committee has unanimously recommended awarding the coveted trophy to: "AnswersNOW."
I am honored to make this presentation to AnswesNow on this beautiful day of 7 july, 2011. It was previously determined by "The Committee" that the TBT would be awarded occasionally, as need be, and as required, to elevate deserving persons to their rightful position in the annals of bat shit crazy internet fundumbentalists.
"This prestigious award shall be presented to little amoral turd monkeys who write thousands of words without ever making a salient point and are wont to use circular reasoning and continuously relate vague and random circumlocutions. They will have been noted to be churlish, lazy bastards who have no clue as to the nature of the material that they are writing about."
As it has been duly noted to "The Award Committee," and after extensive considerations, it has been determined that AnswersNOW has fullfilled the requirements of the award and it is hereby awarded to him in absentia.
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